Keith Mann Charged With Arson
"Boredom" allegedly drove this mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragger to...arson.
Is it me, or does this guy look like someone who DOESN'T bore that easily?
I mean I could see this nitwit staring at a screw turning for like 23 hours straight...or am I completely off base with this line of conjecture?
And to think...this guy COULD HAVE won a Darwin Award IF he'd only saturated himself with an accelerant first.
What an absolute dope!
