On his blog, that is.
There is indeed a Jamil Hussein blog (at http://jamilhussein.com/ where else) with some really great posts, like this one;
Why Do We Fight
By: Capt. Jamil Hussein
http://jamilhussein.com/
Westerners often argue about the causes of sectarian violence in Iraq.
By: Capt. Jamil Hussein
http://jamilhussein.com/
Westerners often argue about the causes of sectarian violence in Iraq.
Is it Shia vs. Sunni?
Is it all sponsored by those cocksuckers in Iran?
Is it about the oil?
No! None of these things is the reason. The reason, I am sad to tell you, is because Iraq has no Craigslist.
Lebanon has Craigslist. Egypt has Craigslist. Even those swine in Pakistan have Craigslist! Pakistan!
What do Pakistanis need Craigslist for? Most of them have no teeth! They are like Indians who forgot how to cook! What good is Pakistan Missed Connections when all the women are wearing the same outfit and have the same color eyes? It makes no sense!
I would rather have genital herpes and no fingers to scratch in Iraq than to own six wives and a 1000 head of goats in Pakistan.
So the next time you hear some idiot talking about violence in Iraq, you'll know who to blame. It is Craig Newmark, sipper of weak American coffee in vegan coffee shops in San Francisco who is responsible. It would be less offensive to be anally penetrated by Moqtada Al-Sadr than to shake the hand of this dog Newmark.
I beg of you to contact your congressmen and ask them to force Craigslist to expand to Iraq.
Is it all sponsored by those cocksuckers in Iran?
Is it about the oil?
No! None of these things is the reason. The reason, I am sad to tell you, is because Iraq has no Craigslist.
Lebanon has Craigslist. Egypt has Craigslist. Even those swine in Pakistan have Craigslist! Pakistan!
What do Pakistanis need Craigslist for? Most of them have no teeth! They are like Indians who forgot how to cook! What good is Pakistan Missed Connections when all the women are wearing the same outfit and have the same color eyes? It makes no sense!
I would rather have genital herpes and no fingers to scratch in Iraq than to own six wives and a 1000 head of goats in Pakistan.
So the next time you hear some idiot talking about violence in Iraq, you'll know who to blame. It is Craig Newmark, sipper of weak American coffee in vegan coffee shops in San Francisco who is responsible. It would be less offensive to be anally penetrated by Moqtada Al-Sadr than to shake the hand of this dog Newmark.
I beg of you to contact your congressmen and ask them to force Craigslist to expand to Iraq.
Capt. Jamil Hussein
I don't know, sounds about right to me! Even I'd rather get "anally penetrated by Moqtada Al-Sadr than shake hands with Craig Newmark," well, OK maybe not, but I'd certainly "rather have genital herpes and no fingers to scratch in Iraq than to own six wives and a 1000 head of goats in Pakistan," mainly because I really hate curry.
