Monday, August 12, 2019

The Night the Suicide Watch Broke...

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Garabaldi: Sir! SIR!!!"

Nameless Government Official (NGO): "What is it Garibaldi?!"

Garabaldi: "It's the Suicide Watch! She's BROKE!!!"

NGO: "Are you sure, Garabaldi? I mean that's a pretty nice watch!"

Garabaldi: "Yes come see! The Epstein...he's dead!"

NGO: "Hmmmm, yesss, I can see that...very sad...VERY SAD indeed. So you say the suicide watch just...broke."

Garabaldi: "Look for yourself, it clearly broke."

NGO: "Well, Garabaldi, no harm done. He was 66, which is, after all, a pretty long life for such as him. We'll just change this cause of death to heart attack in his cell."

Garabaldi: "Still...he died in our custody! Such a disgrace!"

NGO: "These things...they happen Garabaldi," (as he hands Garabaldi the want ads).

Garabaldi: "What's this for?"

NGO: "Those are for whoever was assigned to watch that bank of Surveillance cameras...they'll probably need them."

Garabaldi: Glumly responds, "Yes, yes...I'm sure he will."

NGO: "Best to put your most junior employee on that assignment, Garabaldi."

Garabaldi: "But a...yes...YES (brightening), I'll do that right away."

And just like that 22 y/o Nunzio Borelli lost his dream job...
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