CRIME...Even a Monkey Can Do It?!

Monkey with stolen backpack

Just as the death of Michael Rockefeller at the hands of Asmat headhunter, cannibals (https://www.amazon.com/…/B…/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_9XakzbAX1F78N) proved the LIE of "the noble savage," now come reports that groups of monkeys have "learned" to exchange items stolen from tourists for food (Monkey mafia steal your stuff, then sell it back for a cracker. https://tiny.iavian.net/h162).

That's right, as the Drudge headline reads, "Monkey Mafia (bands of monkeys) Steal Your Stuff, Then Sell it Back for a Cracker," proving that "crime" is so primitive that, "even a monkey can do it."